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Post by Not A Horcrux ^^ on May 1, 2007 18:30:26 GMT -5
Okay, here's the IDEA: Sora and Riku drink this stuff that Ansem the Wise made and they shrink into doll-sized. Kairi, Selphie, Yuffie, Tifa, and Aeris play with them.
WHO'S WHO (You can play as more than one person):
Sora:Goldenclaw
Riku: Kyra
Kairi:Goldenclaw
Yuffie:
Selphie:
Tifa: Kyra
Aeris:
Ansem:
Axel: Kyra
Roxas:Goldenclaw
OK.
STORY!
One day, Sora and Riku were exploring what remained of Ansem's Study. Sora came across an interesting liquid in a container and decided Riku and he should drink it. Riku tried explaining to Sora that it probably wasn't a good idea to, but they ended up drinking it anyway. And then they shrank.
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Post by Ketsu Hikari on May 1, 2007 19:33:03 GMT -5
you chose three s oill choose three!! Sora, Kairi, and Roxas!!!
"Man!" Sora exclaimed. "Darn you natural curiousity!"
Kairi walked in and saw the dolls. She grabbed Sora's doll and just played with it(just messing with it's arms kinda thing).
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Post by Not A Horcrux ^^ on May 2, 2007 22:28:25 GMT -5
Riku yelled in shock, which to Kairi sounded like a quiet squeak.
"OMG, a Riku doll, too???!" she exclaimed, picking him up too. Then, she got an idea. A nasty, bad, terrible, HIDEOUSLY DISGUSTING idea. She took the Sora and Riku 'dolls' and made them kiss.
"Oh my GAWD-mmmhhh...nmmhhhmmnnn..." Riku yelled before being forced into the kiss. After Kairi tired of that, she put the two in her bag and skipped merrily to Selphie's house.
"I feel...SO violated right now...." Riku said to Sora with a hollow voice, slightly gagging from what had just happened.
*Ok, I did a bit of Kairi dialog. Sorry. I kinda needed it. I bet you're disgusted with this scene. Well, so am I*
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Post by Ketsu Hikari on May 3, 2007 18:39:51 GMT -5
A man in a black coat came up to Kairi.
"HEy Kairi," Roxas said.
"To grandma's house," Kairi said as she pulled on a pink hood. "Just call Little Pink Riding Hood."
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Post by Not A Horcrux ^^ on May 4, 2007 20:09:04 GMT -5
Meanwhile, Riku and Sora sat in Kairi's bag, desperate to get out.
"Grandma's house?? Why are we going to Grandma's house? And why is Roxas coming???" Riku exclaimed before something black and red fell on top of him.
"Heeeey, guys, what is UP??" Axel shouted, noticing that Sora and Riku were shrunk too, "You guys got smallified too!"
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Post by Ketsu Hikari on May 4, 2007 21:08:03 GMT -5
"Lemme guess, Roxas shrunk you?" Sora asked
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Post by Not A Horcrux ^^ on May 4, 2007 22:41:14 GMT -5
"Yup yup! Got it memorized?" Axel laughed, sporting his signature catch phrase. Riku sighed deeply, wishing that something, ANYTHING else were happening besides him, Sora and Axel being shrunk to the size of dolls, carried around in a bag, and forced to make out with each other.
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Post by Ketsu Hikari on May 5, 2007 11:18:08 GMT -5
"Cheer up, Riku!" Sora assured him. "Think what would happen if Kairi become a doll!"
Meanwhile...
Kairi came to Grandma's house (aka Selphies mansion).
She opened the door and appeared in a giant foyer, she walked up some stairs to a door, she opened the door and apperaed in a hallway. She walked acros the hallway to a GIANT door, she opened it up and appeared in a GIANT bedroom (two story).
"SELPHIE!!" Kairi yelled. "I FOUND SORA, RIKU, AND AXEL, DOLLS!!!"
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Post by Not A Horcrux ^^ on May 5, 2007 12:21:37 GMT -5
Soon, Riku, Sora, and Axel found themselves tumbling out of Kairi's bag onto Selphie's bed. Kairi and Selphie left the room, saying something about 'donuts'.
"Ooooooh...this bed is soooo comfy!" Axel exclaimed, burying his head into the pillow. Riku had to agree. It was much more comfortable than his bed at home...
"This is crazy!!!" He shouted, "If we don't get out of here soon, not only will we be making out with each other, but we'll be doing that while eating donuts!!"
"Oh noes!! I'm allergic to donuts!!!!!" Axel cried hiding under the blanket.
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Post by Ketsu Hikari on May 5, 2007 15:55:08 GMT -5
"Seriously?" Sora asked. "Great, Axel's an idiot!"
Kairi and Selphie came back into the room. Selphie was carrying a small box that said: "Dunkin Donuts."
"I LOVE DUNKIN DONUTS!!" Sora yelled after he was fed a Munchkin. "You know, being small isn't that bad. One more Kairi!"
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Post by Not A Horcrux ^^ on May 5, 2007 19:25:38 GMT -5
Just then, Tifa walked into the room.
"Hey guys, sorry I'm late...I just-WHOA! Sora, Riku, and Axel dolls!"
Riku, who was having fun taunting Axel with a donut, sighed.
"Great, I was hoping that SOMEONE was gonna be able to save us, but seeing as Tifa is here, everyone else'll be here momentarily.."
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Post by Ketsu Hikari on May 6, 2007 10:47:26 GMT -5
Just then (after Sora enjoyed another Munchkin), Roxas walked in.
"This isn't just a girl's party, right?" Roxas asked.
"Correct," Kairi answered.
Roxas went over to the Axel doll and Riku doll and started to make them roleplay.
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Post by Not A Horcrux ^^ on May 6, 2007 16:09:57 GMT -5
Roxas made the Riku doll walk over to the Axel doll and Riku slapped the Axel doll upside the head.
"OWWWW!!!" Axel cried, "I didn't know you had Kung-Fu action slap!"
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Post by Ketsu Hikari on May 6, 2007 20:07:47 GMT -5
Roxas made Axel hit Riku with one of his, now, plastic chakrams.
"How's that for toy power!?" Axel asked.
"I'M IN HEAVEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Axel and Riku heard Sora yell.
"Fed another donuht by Kairi?" Riku asked.
Axel turned around. He looked back at Riku and said, "Yep."
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Post by Not A Horcrux ^^ on May 7, 2007 18:41:13 GMT -5
By now, everyone that Riku, Sora, and Axel knew were over at Selphie's house eating donuts and torturing the three 'dolls'.
"Oh! Guys! Cid said he's gonna come over with some banana bread!" Tifa said after getting off the phone.
"Oh noes!!! I'm allergic to banana bread too!!!!" Axel yelled, hiding under the pillow again.
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